Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Parody

Happy Birthday to me,

I’m 103,

I still go to preschool,

And I want my mommy,

My mommy’s at work,

She fired a jerk,

She hired a monkey,

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Unkempt;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">To do my homework,

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