Bears and Blenders

I was in the woods 1 day

when I met a bear

he was big and tall

and had a lot of hair

he ran after me into his lair

then he trapped me in a corner

and he said stuff like “zulp”

help I, thought

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">then gulp

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">by-by bear

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">for i turned him into bear pulp

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">now whenever I walk in the woods

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">whatever animal I walk by

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">the rabbits will run away

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">away the birds will fly

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">for I am the bear killer

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">and I don’t even have to try

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">but I have a secret weapon

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">for it was a blender

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">it costs $7.93

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">at the store afender

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">just carry it around

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">and it will be your defender

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">but there is one thing to remember

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">listen to this

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">do it where all the animals can’t see you

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">or if everything is covered by mist

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">because if anything sees you

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">they’ll all have a blender before you can say kiss

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">then they would all be champions

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">and they would all rule too

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">the bear population would go from 6,000,009

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">to a miserable 22

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">and there would only 1 place to see them

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">and that would be the zoo

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">you wouldn't want to be in the zoo

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">even if they serve food

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">it’s more of a pulp

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I think it’s called goood

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">you wouldn’t want to know what’s in it

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">it made the frogs say <span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Nosifer;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">“moood”

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I wouldn’t want the bears to go away

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">because I like them

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I remember that terrible day

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">everyone laughed at me and called me ben

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">then a bear rescued me

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">and I changed my name to ken

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">I’m walking in the woods again, what’s this?

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">that kid has a blender also

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">so I walk right up to him

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">he says his name is malso

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">you have a blender too I say

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">not so loud, and who may you be fatso?

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">after that we became freinds

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">and we became the champions

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">if you ever visit us

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">just ask for the puns

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">for that’s our

<p style="text-align: center; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"><span style="font-size:24px;font-family:Righteous;color:#000000;font-weight:normal;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">just remember to use prepositions!