Happy Birthday pt. 2

this day is doomed

we all assume

the moon will fall

in our dining room hall

the world will explode

and I'll bee forced to eat rat alamode

the world will bake

I'll have a cockroach cake

aliens will come

and prove we're all dumb :(

the city will fall down in flames

I'll be forced to play board games

we will be scortched by the sun

that will be no fun

that actually happened

now we're all dead!